Munter single kvinde på en seng
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26 citater, der sætter fokus på singlelivet

I'm single but I ignore people like I'm taken

17. august 2020 af Amalie Remmer Kildebro

Beskriver disse citater en situation, som du kender alt for godt? Især hvis du er single, er vi sikre på, at du kan nikke genkendende til mange af disse udtalelser om at være single både på godt og ondt – men nok mest på godt! 

Læs med, og find selv ud af, hvor passende disse 26 sjove, ærlige og søde citater er på det fantastiske singleliv. 

Me, myself and I 

  • I'm not really single, I'm dating myself. I take me out to eat, I buy me clothes. I love me 
  • Single? No, I'm just in a relationship with freedom
  • Emotionally stable. As an IKEA table
  • Single is not at status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy lige without depending on others
  • What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful
  • I've been single for a while and I have to say. It's going very well.  Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one
  • Yes, I'm single. And you'll have to be fucking amazing to change that
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress
Glad kvinde i skoven
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Sjove singlecitater 

  • Relationship status: Table for one, but drinks for two
  • I'm single but I ignore people like I'm taken
  • 99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it
  • Just because I don't have a boyfriend, dosen't mean I'm alone. I have food. And the internet
  • I got about as much chance of getting in a relationship as that squirrel in Ice Age has of finally getting that nut
  • Honestly, I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008... 
  • Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
  • I don't need a man. I need tequila and a tan
  • Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you are perfectly capable of doing it on your own
  • What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates... 
Kvinde som laver pizza
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“Det dér dating...”-citater

  • Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
  • No boyfriend. No problems
  • People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea". Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues
  • When we do single right, we set the foundation to do marriage right
  • Siri, show me directions to a good partner
  • Det er bedre at være ulykkelig alene end ulykkelig sammen med én
  • Following dreams, not boyfriends
  • Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant 
Glad kvinde på mobilen i en bus
Det er nu ikke helt værst at være single – hvis vi selv skal sige det! © Getty Images

Masser at udforske endnu

Der findes et hav af sjove og ærlige singlecitater derude, som bare venter på at blive læst – så det er bare om at gå på jagt efter dem. Hvis du føler for det, kan du jo også altid skabe dit eget citat! Vi er sikre på, at der er mange singler derude, som ville kunne nikke genkendende til, hvad du skriver. 

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